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WATER PISTOLS AND CECIL THE LION

NE FOLLOWING THE BEHEADING OF ZIMBAWE'S MOST BELOVED LION, CECIL; THE BENEVOLENT DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED LEADER OF THAT AFRICAN NATION, ROBERT MUGABE, HAS ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING THAT IN THE FUTURE ALL PARTICIPANTS IN LION-HUNTING SAFARI'S BE ARMED ONLY WITH WATER PISTOLS----WITH THE EXCEPTION OF AMERICAN BOY SCOUTS WHO ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY SUCH DEVICES.  AT THIS TIME SOME 53 MEMBERS OF PETA HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE FIRST SUCH SAFARI ALONG WITH AN UNDISCLOSED NUMBER OF MEMBERS OF THE ACLU AND THE DNC.
IT SHOULD BE NOTED  THE NRA (NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION) IS CO-OPERATING WITH PETA AND PLANS TO FUND 90% OF THE COST OF THIS EXPEDITION.  BUT AT THIS TIME NO MEMBERS OF THAT ORGANIZATION HAVE SIGNED UP FOR THE GRAND SAFARI.  THE MOTIVE OF THE NRA REMAINS SOMEWHAT UNCLEAR.  HOWEVER, SOME NRA MEMBERS WERE SEEN LAUGHING WHEN THEY EXITED AN EXECUTIVE MEETING OF THAT ORGANIZATION.  MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, HIMSELF, HAS INDICATED AN INTEREST IN JOINING THE FIRST SAFARI TO THE ZIMBABWEAN SAVANNAS.  O CAN ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!  By  Ron Russell   

NUTS: Not Obama's America


IN WWII DURING THE "BATTLE OF THE BULGE", AMERICAN TROOPS WERE CUT OFF AND SURROUNDED BY GERMAN FORCES AT BASTOGNE.  THE NAZI COMMANDER MADE AN OFFER FOR THE TO GENERAL TONY McAULIFFE, THE U.S. DIVISION COMMANDER TO SURRENDER.  THE GENERALS REPLY WAS SHORT AND TO THE POINT......
"NUTS"! 
 CAN YOU REALLY EVER SEE OBAMA ALLOWING 
ONE OF HIS FIELD COMMANDERS TO SAY THIS?

Thursday

SLICE AND DICE OBAMA STYLE

What a fricking joke----Obama is the most Abortion minded president in modern American history.  This sorry SOB has supported late term abortions since his days in the Illinois senate.  The above baby would never be in that image if the mother and those like Barack Obama had chose to slice and dice!  This is America----Obama's America and yours if you allow this shit to continue!!! Oh and by the way, those in the pro-choice community all, all claim they are against abortions.  They sound like Sgt Schultz on Hogens Heroes 

CECIL THE LION AND THE CASE AGAINST PLANNED PARENTHOOD

THANKS TO Freedom Fighter's Journal for above image
THERE HAS BEEN OUTRAGE IN THE NATION, PARTICULARLY ON THE LEFT,  OVER THE KILLING OF CECIL, THE LION BY AN AMERICAN DENTIST ON SAFARI IN SOUTHERN AFRICA.  SEEMS THE TROPHY HUNTING DENTIST WANTED TO HARVEST CECIL FOR HIS BODY PARTS.  APPARENTLY POOR CECIL NEVER HAD A CHANCE---WELL NOT REALLY TRUE.  MAYBE IF HE WOULD HAVE POUNCED A LITTLE SOONER AT THE "TOOTH-PULLER".  AT ANY RATE POOR CECIL IS DEAD AND GONE.  DEAD AND GONE JUST LIKE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF LITTLE ONES AT THE HANDS OF THOSE "SMALL GAME HUNTERS" IN CLINICS AROUND THE NATION HARVESTING BODY PARTS NOT TO HANG ON THEIR WALL, BUT TO SELL TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.  AND AT THE SAME TIME BRAG ABOUT HOW THEY WERE ABLE TO MANIPULATE THEIR QUARRY INTO SUCH A POSITION SO AS NOT TO HARM THOSE PRECIOUS BODILY PARTS WHILE DELIVERING THEIR "COUP DE GRAS"!  WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE ON THE LIBERAL SIDE FOR THE THOUSANDS OF LITTLE CECILS AND  CECILLAS KILLED BY THOSE COLD UNCARING STERILE FORCEPS!  HOW DO YOU SPELL  "HYPOCRITES"?
by Ron Russell
THIS POSTING WILL BE POSTED ACROSS ALL MY SITES!  

Wednesday

Tuesday

JUST NUKE THE WORLD

EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE F*+KING DAYS WHEN YOU WISH THAT SOMEONE WOULD STOP THE WORLD AND LET YOU OFF.  OR EVEN THAT SOME BENEVOLENT ALIEN ENTITY WOULD JUST SWOOP DOWN AND PUT US ALL OUT OF OUR MISERY WITH  A GRAND MUSHROOM CLOUD.  HELL, I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS NOW.  AS I WATCH THE NEWS COME ACROSS THE IDIOT BOX--BOMBINGS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, BABIES RIPPED FROM THEIR MOTHERS WOMB BY COLD UNCARING FORCEPS WHILE DOCTORS MORE OR LESS JOKE ABOUT IT AND HAGGLE OVER THE PRICE OF BABY PARTS, WHILE ALL THE CRAZIES IN WASHINGTON CONTINUE TO LIE TO THE VERY PEOPLE WHO ELECTED THEM, WHILE SOME CRAZY LIBERAL FOOLS COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMEONE SAYING "ALL LIVES MATTER" INSTEAD OF JUST "BLACK LIVES MATTER",  WHILE THE SOLDIERS KILLED IN CHATTANOOGA MAY NOT EVEN BE AWARDED THE PURPLE HEART.  HELL WE ARE ONE SCREWED UP NATION ON A SCREWED UP PLANET.  JUST NUKE THE WORLD AND END ALL THIS IGNORANCE!

Monday

Sunday

10 ILLEGAL ALIEN FACTS

POLITICIANS WHO CATER TO ILLEGALS IN ORDER TO GET ELECTED 
ARE IN MY OPINION, UNAMERICAN TRAITORS.

Saturday

NAIROBI KENYA OVERRUN BY HYENAS AND BUZZARDS

THE SKIES ABOUT THE KENYAN CAPITAL CITY OF NAIROBI ARE FILLED WITH BUZZARDS WHILE THE STREETS ARE BEING OVERRUN BY HYENAS.  UPON HEARING THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA WAS COMING TO THAT CITY, THE SCAVENGERS OF THE VAST AFRICAN VELDT FLOCKED TO THAT NOW BELEAGUERED CITY.  THESE LAZY VARMINTS, WHO DEPEND ON THE HARD WORK OF OTHERS TO PROVIDE THEIR SUBSIDENCE ARE ONLY TOO AWARE OF THE GENEROSITY OF THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY.    
SO HOPING TO GET THEIR FREE MEAL THEY ARE SWARMING THAT AFRICAN CITY WHILE THEIR BELOVED BENEFACTOR, BARACK OBAMA IS THERE! 
MEANWHILE BACK IN THE STATES---LAZY AMERICANS ARE BEING FATTENED UP FOR THE KILL.  A KILL THEY HAVE NO IDEA THAT IS COMING.

Friday

OBAMA AND THE LIONS OF MAASAI MARA

By now the whole world knows that President Obama will visit his native homeland, Kenya this week.  His visit to Kenya has been noted by terrorist in the neighboring country of  Somalia.  Rumors are flying that Somalian terrorist have ventured in the the Kenyan game reserve at Maasai Mara where they have rounded up and caged some 1000 lions and are currently starving the poor beast.  Meat-eaters they intend to loose when Obama visits that Game Reserve.  Good hunting boys!

Breaking News:  President Barack Hussein Obama along with 8 Secret Service Agents and one Kenyan guide have disappeared on the vast veldt of the Maasai Mara Game Reserve.  the only evidence in the area where they were last seen was two well fed lions enjoying themselves after what was thought to be a hardy meal.

Thursday

"HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT" AND "BLACK LIVES MATTER"

THOSE IDIOTS ON THE AMERICAN LEFT HAVE ADOPTED SOME STRANGE PHRASES.  "HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT" BEING ONE AFTER THE FERGUSON RIOTS.  AND MORE RECENTLY "BLACK LIVES MATTER".  JUST YESTERDAY, FORMER GOVERNOR MARTIN O'MALLEY WHO IS A DEMOCRAT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT DARED TO SAY "ALL LIVES MATTER" IN FRONT OF A LARGE GROUP OF DEMOCRATS AT A CAMPAIGN EVENT.  HE WAS SHOUTED DOWN BY THE CROWD AND LATER THIS SPINELESS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING APOLOGIZED FOR HAVING THE UNMITIGATED GALL TO SAY, "ALL LIVES MATTER" INSTEAD OF "BLACK LIVES MATTER".  HELL WHEN ONE STOPS TO THINK ABOUT IT, WITH DEMOCRATS WHITE LIVES DON'T MATTER BECAUSE A MAJORITY OF THEM VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS.

MOHAMMAD ON MARRIAGE

When the Prophet speaks the pedophiles listen!  
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Wednesday

IRANIAN CRY, "DEATH TO AMERICA AND ISRAEL"

Iran's leaders still lead their people in chants of "Death to America" and "Death to Israel." Any agreement must ensure that Tehran never gains the ultimate weapon -- or the technology to make nuclear arms available to terrorists. Iran's leaders still lead their people in chants of "Death to America" and "Death to Israel." Any agreement must ensure that Tehran never gains the ultimate weapon -- or the technology to make nuclear arms available to terrorists.

Tuesday

OBAMA'S DISDAIN FOR THE MILITARY

OBAMA WAS SILENT WHEN A FU*KING ILLEGAL ALIEN FELON KILLED A YOUNG WOMAN ON THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO.  AFTER ALL IT DIDN'T FIT HIS AGENDA.  THE FLAG AT THE WHITE HOUSE WAS NEVER LOWERED TO HALF STAFF FOLLOWING THE SHOOTINGS IN CHATTANOOGA.  AGAIN, IT DIDN'T FIT HIS AGENDA.  THE MAN SIMPLY CANNOT HELP IT.  THE REALITY IS THAT BARACK OBAMA CARES NOTHING , ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIMSELF.  NARCISSIST IS MUCH TOO KIND OF A WORD TO USE WHEN DESCRIBING THE SELF-LOVING MAN WHO SITS IN THE OVAL OFFICE.  

Monday

OBAMA MEETS JAWS

THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE---THOSE I APPRECIATE, THOSE I TOLERATE AND THEN THE THIRD CATAGORY. 

Sunday

ARMED PATRIOT GUARDS ARMED FORCES RECRUITING CENTER


THE ABOVE IMAGE IS OF AN ARMED PATRIOT GUARDING A ARMED FORCES RECRUITING CENTER IN WINCHESTER, VA FOLLOWING THE MASSACRE OF 5 U.S. SERVICE MEN IN CHATTANOOGA, TN AT AN UNGUARDED, GUN FREE ZONE!  THE 5 VICTIMS OF THE DERANGED ISLAMIC TERRORIST WERE REQUIRED TO WEAR THEIR THEIR UNIFORMS, BUT DENIED THE ABILITY TO DEFEND THEMSELVES DESPITE THREATS FROM ISIS PROMISING TO ATTACK THEM.  THE BLOOD IS ON THE HANDS OF THE MUSLIM SHOOTER, BUT ALSO ON THE HANDS OF THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF WHO WAS MORE CONCERNED WITH HIS ANTI-GUN AGENDA THAN THE LIVES OF AMERICAN SERVICE MEN.  IT IS TIME, IT IS PAST TIME TO ARM OUR BRAVE SOLDIERS, NOT JUST WHILE THEY ARE ON SOME FOREIGN BATTLE FIELD, BUT HERE AT HOME BECAUSE THE WAR HAS FOUND ITS WAY TO OUR SHORE.  

Friday

CHATTANOOGA GUN FREE ZONE

FOLLOWING THE MURDER OF 4 U.S. MARINES IN CHATTANOOGA BY A MISGUIDED YOUNG MAN, OUR DEAR LEADER WILL TAKE DECISIVE ACTION TO ASSURE THAT SUCH AN ACT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.  BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA WILL SIGN A EXECUTIVE ORDER TODAY MANDATING THAT ALL "GUN FREE ZONE" SIGNS BE DOUBLED IN SIZE AND BE WRITTEN IN BOTH ENGLISH AND ARABIC.

Thursday

TERROR IN TENNESSEE (MUHAMMAD KILLS MARINES)

EARLIER TODAY ANOTHER FU*KING RAGHEAD TERRORIST, MUHAMMAD YOUSSEF ABDULAZEEZ, ATTACKED A MILITARY INSTALLATION IN CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE KILLING 4 U.S. MARINES.  AS ONE JUST MIGHT EXPECT THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING WAS BLESSED BY HIS FATHER WITH THE NAME OF THE PROPHET.  AT THIS TIME IT IS BELIEVED THAT MUHAMMAD IS FROM KUWAIT, NOT FAR FROM HIS MASTER'S BIRTH PLACE IN SAUDI ARABIA.  HE PROBABLY THOUGHT HE WOULD SOON BE SEEING THOSE 72 VIRGINS IN THAT MYTHICAL MUSLIM PARADISE, BUT I SUSPECT HE WILL BURN IN A CHRISTIAN HELL----NOW THAT WOULD REALLY BE A JUST PUNISHMENT FOR THIS LOW LIFE SUB-HUMAN.  WILL I HAD MY RANT---DAMN I FEEL BETTER!!!!  

TEAR DOWN THE PYRAMIDS THEY ARE A SYMBOL OF JEWISH SLAVERY

NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY THOSE PROGRESSIVES CALLING FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL CONFEDERATE MONUMENTS IN THE SOUTH A SMALL JEWISH GROUP IS NOW DEMANDING THAT EGYPT TEAR DOWN THE PYRAMIDS.  PYRAMIDS THAT WERE FORCIBLY BUILT BY JEWISH SLAVES TO HONOR THEIR EGYPTIAN MASTERS.  AFTER ALL IF THERE IS NO HISTORY WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE ACCUSED OF REPEATING IT.   H/T TO THE PEOPLES CUBE

Wednesday

Tuesday

ESCAPED DRUG LORD EL CHAPO FINDS SANCTUARY IN SAN FRANCISCO

RUMORS ARE FLYING, THAT ESCAPED DRUG LORD JOAQUIN "EL CHAPO" GUZMAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE SANCTUARY CITY OF SAN FRANCISCO.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT THESE RUMORS THE SHERIFF OF THAT CITY REPLIED:  (MOUSE OVER BELOW BOX AND CLICK CENTER RED SQUARE TO SEE HIS ANSWER!)

NUKE ISRAEL: A VIEW FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

THIS IS NOT MY VIEW, BUT I SUSPECT THE VIEW OF THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE
TODAY THE U.S. AND IRAN STRUCK A NUCLEAR DEAL.  THIS ADMINISTRATION WANTED THIS AGREEMENT NOT TO PREVENT IRAN FROM GETTING THE BOMB, BUT TO DRIVE A DAGGER INTO THE HEART OF ISRAEL.  OBAMA AND HIS LIKE-MINDED PUPPETS ALL FEEL THAT THE TINY STATE OF ISRAEL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND IF IT IS REMOVED AND THE JEWS DRIVEN INTO THE SEA ON SIMPLY INCINERATED IN A IRANIAN PRODUCED MUSHROOM CLOUD THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.  YES, THE LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY (AND OBAMA IS A SON OF THE FAR LEFT), THINK THIS WAY.  THEY HATE ANYTHING OR ANYONE WHO DOES NOT AGREE WITH THEIR AGENDA AND WILL STOP AT NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING---EVEN GENOCIDE OF ANY ENTIRE NATION (ISRAEL) IF IT ADVANCES THEIR UNHOLY CAUSE.  TODAY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION AND THE MULLAHS OF IRAN TOOK A GIANT STEP TOWARD SENDING THE JEWISH STATE TO ITS FIERY DESTRUCTION.  

Monday

HOW TO CURE THAT AWFUL HEREDITARY DISEASE CALLED WHITE PRIVILEGE

ARE YOU TIRED OF SUFFERING FROM THAT AWFUL CONTAGIOUS DISEASE CALLED "WHITE PRIVILEGE"?  FINALLY A LONG FORGOTTEN CURE FOR THIS TERRIBLE AILMENT HAS BEEN RE-DISCOVERED:
ITS A SIMPLE AND QUITE PAINLESS SOLUTION CALLED THE 
THE "JOLSON" MAKE-OVER

Friday

OBAMA'S STARTLING COMMENT ABOUT THE RECENT KILLING OF A YOUNG WOMAN IN SAN FRANCISCO


MOUSE OVER THE ABOVE BOX AND CLICK THE RED LINE WHEN IT APPEARS TO HEAR OUR BELOVED COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF'S REACTION TO THE RECENT MURDER OF A YOUNG WOMAN BY AN ILLEGAL ALIEN MURDERER!

Thursday

HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGES INVALIDATED TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING

H/T TO THE PEOPLES CUBE
WHILE HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGES ARE BEING INVALIDATED OR BANNED, GAY MARRIAGE WILL BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE AS MOST SUCH COUPLES MIGHT AS WELL BE NEUTERED BECAUSE THEY POISE NO DANGER TO THE EXPLODING POPULATION.  HELL THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE EUNUCHS IN A HAREM!!!

Wednesday

REVISIONIST HISTORY COMING TO AMERICA VIA PROGRESSIVE THINKING (STEALTH COMMUNISM)

CARTOON FROM TOWNHALL
THIS FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO TOTALITARIANISM IS TO DENY THE EXISTING TRUTH AND THEN TO ERADICATE THE TRUTH OF THE PAST!  TRUTH IS ALWAYS THE FIRST VICTIM OF SO-CALLED PROGRESSIVES! 

Tuesday

THE EVIL KOCH FAMILY FOUNDATION AND THE BENEVOLENT CLINTON FOUNDATION

THE KOCH BROTHERS HAVE A CHARITY THAT BASICALLY DISTRIBUTES THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY TO THE NEEDY AS DOES THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.  BUT THE MANAGERIAL OVERHEAD OF THE CLINTON FOUNDATION IS OVER 150 TIMES GREATER THAN THE KOCH FOUNDATION.  GUESS THE POOR CLINTON'S JUST NEED MORE MONEY!  TALK ABOUT A F**KING SCAM.

Monday

DOWN WITH THE RAG AND UP WITH THE NEW RACIST BANNER OF PROGRESSIVE PLANTATION MASTERS

IT IS TIME, HELL PAST TIME TO TAKE DOWN THE OLD SYMBOLS AND RAISE THE NEW FLAG OF RACISM AND OF PROGRESSIVE PLANTATION MASTERS. 

Saturday

HAPPY DEPENDENCE DAY AMERICA

AIN'T IT THE FUCKING TRUTH AMERICA.  WHILE THE  FOOL IN THE WHITE HOUSE POUNDS HIS CHEST, THINKING HE IS TARZAN (LORD OF THE JUNGLE) BECAUSE OF HIS RECENT SUPREME COURT VICTORIES AND THE LOWER UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS, THE PRICK FORGETS HE IS LITTLE MORE THAN THE CHIMP BESIDE THE MAN AND JANE WHO SIMPLY CRASHED IN THE JUNGLE.

BUT THE TRUTH IS HE WILL SOON BE BACK THERE AND SUCKING ON A BANANA (DAMN THAT'S PROBABLY THE TRUTH) AND RUNNING FROM THOSE KENYAN LIONS WHILE HOPING SOME WHITE SECRET SERVICE AGENTS WILL SAVE HIS SORRY ASS!  NOW THAT'S MORE TRUTH THAN YOU WILL EVER HEAR FROM THE MOUTH OF THE ONE WHO SPORTS THOSE PEARLY WHITE'S AND THAT LYING SMILE!!
WTF....FU*K I THINK SOME PROGRESSIVE NERD  SITTING IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT WILL TRY TO HAVE ME BANNED  FROM GOOGLE FOR DARING TO TELL THE TRUTH.  A TRUTH HE OR SHE WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE OR EVEN ADMIT EXIST.  HAPPY 4TH OF JULY PATRIOTS AND HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO YOU SORRY MOTHER-FU*KER"S WHO WOULD TEAR DOWN THE COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN TO INSTALL OBAMA'S "BRAVE NEW WORLD"!  AND IN CONCLUSION, IT'S TOO DAMN BAD WE DON'T HAVE THE DRAFT TODAY, SO WE COULD SNATCH UP SOME OF THESE YOUNG LIBERAL JERKS WHO PARADE AROUND OUR UNIVERSITY CAMPUSES WITH THEIR BACK PACKS FILLED WITH POLITICALLY CORRECT TEXT BOOKS; AND TOSS THEM OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD AND SEE THE REAL PRICE THAT IS PAID BY THE FEW TODAY IN OUR ARMED FORCES SO THEY CAN BURN THE FLAG, STOMP ON PATRIOTIC VALUES AND IN GENERAL SHOW THEIR DISGUST WITH THE LAND OF OUR FATHERS.

Friday

Capitalism Built the Greatest Nation on the Earth and Socialism Destroyed the Soviet Union


HISTORY IS FULL OF LESSONS IF ONE IS SMART ENOUGH TO LEARN THOSE LESSONS.  WE ALL KNOW THAT CAPITALISM BUILT THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD, THE UNITED STATES.  BUT NOW SOME AT THE TOP ARE DRAGGING US TOWARD SOCIALISM THE SYSTEM THAT DESTROYED THE OLD SOVIET UNION.  SEEMS LIKE LIBERALS NEVER LEARN THE LESSONS OF HISTORY.

Thursday

HILLARY CLINTON LOVES STIFF ONES

IN AN OFF-THE-RECORD INTERVIEW CONDUCTED BY AN UNIDENTIFIED REPORTER FORMER PRESIDENT BILL "BUBBA" CLINTON SAID THAT THE ONLY THING HILLARY IS GOOD AT IS TOSSING DOWN A STIFF ONE.  HE QUICKLY QUALIFIED THAT BY SAYING, "A DRINK"!

Wednesday

ALIEN ALLIANCE aka THE FINAL SOLUTION

RUMORS ARE RAMPANT IN WASHINGTON, AFTER AN UNAUTHORIZED WHITE HOUSE LEAK CONFIRMED THAT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA HAS BEEN WORKING WITH REPRESENTATIVES FROM A PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN ALIEN SOCIETY FROM A DISTANT PLANET IN THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY SINCE THE EARLY DAYS OF HIS FIRST TERM IN OFFICE.  THIS SOURCE SAID THAT TOP SCIENTIST FROM WHAT WE SHALL CALL PLANET "X" ADVISED THE PRESIDENT THAT THE EARTH WAS ON THE VERGE OF DESTRUCTION BECAUSE OF THE UNREGULATED BURNING OF FOSSIL FUELS.  TOP EPA OFFICIALS WORKING WITH THE ALIENS HAVE WORKED OUT A SOLUTION THAT WOULD NOT ONLY STOP, BUT REVERSE THE EFFECTS OF GLOBAL WARNING.  THE PLAN CALLS FOR THE IMMEDIATE EXTERMINATION  OF 99% OF THE WORLDS POPULATION AND THE RELOCATION OF THE REMAINING 1% TO ALIEN CONTROLLED RESERVATIONS WHERE THE ALIENS WILL MAKE SURE ALL OF THEIR NEEDS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR, MUCH LIKE THE NATIVE AMERICANS IN THE 19TH CENTURY.  CRADLE TO GRAVE CARE WILL BE PROVIDED BY THE GREAT GREEN ALIEN FATHER WHO WILL BE ASSISTED BY A SELECT GROUP OF NATIVE EARTHLINGS.  AS OF THIS TIME, THE PRESIDENT HAS NOT DENIED OR CONFIRMED THESE RUMORS.  HOWEVER, WHEN WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN, JOSH EARNEST WAS ASKED ABOUT THIS HE SAID THE GOAL OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAD ALWAYS BEEN CRADLE TO GRAVE CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS REGARDLESS OF RACE, COLOR, CREED OR NATIONAL ORIGIN.