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Saturday

Environmentally Friendly Toilet installed at the White House

OVER NIGHT A MUFFLED EXPLOSION WAS HEARD COMING FROM THE WHITE-HOUSE.  FOR SOMETIME FOLLOWING THE EXPLOSION MANY FEARED THIS WAS AN ATTACK ON THE PRESIDENT.  FINALLY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SILENCE THESE RUMORS, JOSH EARNEST, RELEASED A SHORT STATEMENT SAYING THAT THE MUFFLED SOUND THAT CAME FROM THE OVAL OFFICE WAS DUE TO THE RECENT INSTALLATION OF ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY TOILET.  A TOILET THAT WERE DESIGNED TO PREVENT THE RELEASE OF ENVIRONMENT DAMAGING HUMAN FLATULENTS BY IGNITING A SMALL SPARK ONCE THEY DETECT THIS DESTRUCTIVE GAS.  JOSH EARNEST CONTINUED, THAT FOLLOWING THIS UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCE, THE WHITE HOUSE PHYSICIAN WAS CALLED IN TO EXAMINE THE PRESIDENT AND WAS REPORTED TO HAVE SAID, "OBAMA HAS NOTHING MORE THAN A BLACK ASS!"     
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Thursday

Death to Islamophobes and Infidels

THE PEACEFUL WARRIORS OF ISLAM SHOULD BEHEAD ANY AND ALL WHO DARE TO LINK TERRORISM WITH ISLAM.  PRESIDENT OBAMA KNOWS THIS AND MAKES EVERY EFFORT TO AVOID DOING SO.  PERHAPS HE JUST VALUES HIS HEAD AND IS CONCERNED ABOUT RECENT SECRET SERVICE FAILURES.

The Path from Auschwitz

FOLLOWING THE LIBERATION OF AUSCHWITZ AT THE END OF WWII IN JUST 3 SHORT YEARS, THE JEWISH STATE OF ISRAEL WAS ESTABLISHED AND TO THIS DAY IT REMAINS THE ONLY DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLE EAST.   AND DESPITE THE EFFORTS OF ALMOST ALL ITS ARAB NEIGHBORS TO DESTROY IT AND THE CONSISTENT CONDEMNATION OF THE AMERICAN LEFT CHALLENGING IT'S LEGITIMACY AND VERY EXISTENCE THIS TINY DOT ON THE MAP CONTINUES TO SURVIVE.  HOWEVER, THE THREAT CONTINUES WITH IT'S ARCH-ENEMY, IRAN ON THE THRESHOLD OF JOINING THE NUCLEAR CLUB.  SOON ISRAEL'S PRIME MINISTER, BIBI NETANYAHU WILL ARRIVE IN THIS COUNTRY AND SPEAK TO A JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS ABOUT THE DANGERS POSED TO ISRAEL AND THE WORLD BY A NUCLEAR ARMED IRAN.  BUT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION AND THE PROGRESSIVE LEFT  IS ALREADY TURNING A DEAF EAR TO HIS YET UNSPOKEN WORDS, SHOWING NOT ONLY THEIR CONTEMPT FOR THE MAN, BUT FOR THE JEWISH STATE AS WELL.
WE MUST NEVER FORGET THE HORRORS OF AUSCHWITZ AND THE MILLIONS OF JEWS WHO PERISHED ACROSS NAZI CONTROLLED EUROPE.  ONE THING FOR SURE, THOSE IN ISRAEL TODAY WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER FORGET THE HOLOCAUST THAT SO MANY STILL DENY.  EITHER WE STAND WITH ISRAEL IN PREVENTING A NUCLEAR ARMED IRAN OR PREPARE FOR WHAT COULD EASILY BECOME A DEVASTATING WWIII.
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Wednesday

The Great Liberator of Guantanamo Bay

RUMORS ARE NOW FLYING THAT THE CASTRO BROTHERS ARE PLANNING TO ERECT A HUGE STATUE OF BARACK OBAMA  (THE GREAT LIBERATOR OF GIMTO) ON THE SITE OF THAT INFAMOUS AND ILLEGAL PRISON JUST AS SOON AS THAT MILITARY BASE IS TURNED OVER TO IT'S RIGHTFUL OWNERS---THE CUBAN PEOPLE.  SOURCES CLOSE TO FIDEL CASTRO HAVE CONFIRMED THAT HE VIEWS BARACK OBAMA AS THE NEW SIMON BOLIVAR OF LATIN AMERICA, AND SHOULD BE HONORED AS SUCH.   

FOLLOWING THE PRISONER EXCHANGE RELEASE OF SGT. BOWE BERGDAHL (AN AMERICAN HERO, WHO SERVED WITH HONOR AND DISTINCTION ACCORDING TO SUSAN RICE); THE PRESIDENT WELCOMED THE PARENTS OF THIS HERO TO THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE BOWE'S FATHER EXPRESSED HIS GRATITUDE TO THE TALIBAN (FREEDOM FIGHTERS) FOR PROTECTING HIS SON FROM THE DISGUSTINGLY EVIL AMERICAN MILITARY WHILE IN AFGHANISTAN.  MANY RIGHT WING TEA PARTY EXTREMIST ARE CALLING FOR BOWE TO BE TRIED AS A DESERTER AND PUNISHED ACCORDINGLY.  THESE FANATICS WILL NEVER UNDERSTANT TRUE PATRIOTS LIKE BOTH BARACK AND BOWE WHO  POINT OUT THE "THE HORROR THAT IS AMERICA" ONLY TO MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE.  ABOVE CARTOONS FROM HOPE n' CHANGE CARTOONS
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Tuesday

Climate Chnage Deniers present a "Clear and Present Danger" to the nation and the world

SOME GREENPEACE ACTIVIST ARE CALLING FOR A "JIHAD" AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS BY BEHEADING THOSE KNUCKLE-DRAGGIN NEANDERTHALS. COMPARING THEM TO THE MISGUIDED SCIENTIST OF COLUMBUS'S DAY WHO CLAIMED THE WORLD WAS FLAT.  THESE NEW FLAT-EARTHERS PRESENT A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER NOT JUST TO TODAY'S GENERATION, BUT TO THE SURVIVAL OF MANKIND ITSELF.  FORGET ABOUT THE ISLAMIC TERRORISM AND JUST BEHEAD THOSE INFIDELS WHO FAIL TO KNEEL AT THE ALTAR OF GLOBAL WARMING. 
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Monday

The Kingdom of his Majesty Barack "Himself" Obama

ACCORDING TO HIS EXCELLENCY, BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA THE STATE OF HIS KINGDOM IS GOOD.  DESPITE HAVING HIS POLICIES REJECTED BY THE VOTERS IN THE 2014 ELECTIONS THE PRESIDENT REFUSES TO EXCEPT THEIR VERDICT AND CONTINUES TO INSIST HIS PROGRAMS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ECONOMIC GROWTH IN THE NATION.  OBAMA IS EVEN CLAIMING HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INCREASED OIL PRODUCTION IN THIS NATION.  ISN'T IT AMAZING HOW THE PRESIDENT CAN KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WHILE TELLING ONE BLATANT LIE AFTER ANOTHER.

Saturday

HOW OBAMA SPENDS TIME WHEN AWAY FROM THE GOLF LINKS

MANY ARE WONDERING HOW THE PRESIDENT SPENDS THOSE FEW SHORTS HOURS WHEN HE IS NOT ON THE GOLF COURSE, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, HE SPENDS LITTLE TIME GOVERNING.  THE PERPLEXING MYSTERY HAS FINALLY BEEN SOLVED THANKS TO A HIDDEN CAMERA IN THE PRESIDENTIAL JOHN JUST OFF THE OVAL OFFICE.  
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Friday

AMERICAN SCRAPER

MANY LIBERALS ARE DUMPING ON THE CLINT EASTWOOD FILM "AMERICAN SNIPER".  MAYBE CLINT SHOULD HAVE MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE INFAMOUS AMERICAN SCRAPER, KERMIT GOSNELL, THOSE PROGRESSIVES LIKE MICHAEL WOULD HAVE BEEN QUICK TO PROCLAIM IT THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME.  WITH THEM, KILLING AN ARMED ENEMY OF THE COUNTRY IS WRONG, BUT RIPPING AN UNARMED INFANT FROM IT'S MOTHER'S WOMB IS SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED.  AND THESE IDIOTS ARE OBAMA VOTERS.
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Thursday

President Obama immediately after Pearl Harbor

SOONER OR LATER AMERICA WAS BOUND TO ELECT AN IDIOT AS PRESIDENT---THANK GOD IT WAS NOT IN 1940!!!!!!  
CARTOON BY CHIP BOK

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Wednesday

Watching Obama's "State of the Union Speech"

FOR THOSE WHO MISSED LAST NIGHTS STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH YOU MISSED NOTHING.  IT WAS FULL OF LIES, HALF-TRUTHS AND PLATITUDES AND OF COURSE PROMISES OF THAT FREE-STUFF, WHEN WE ALL KNOW NOTHING IS FREE---WELL NOT QUITE ALL.  THERE ARE STILL THOSE OUT THERE THAT BELIEVE IN THE WASHINGTON SANTA CLAUS AND WILL GO TO THEIR GRAVES WAITING FOR THAT FREE STUFF----STUFF THAT IS PAYED FOR BY THE SWEAT OF OTHERS.  NOT MY IDEA OF WHAT AMERICA SHOULD BE.   
CARTOON BY  HOPE n' CHANGE CARTOONS 
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Saturday

New National Flag design proposed by Obama appointed special committee

A SECRET SPECIAL COMMITTEE APPOINTED BY PRESIDENT OBAMA ALMOST 3 YEARS AGO HAS FINALLY COME UP WITH A NEW DESIGN FOR OUR NATIONAL FLAG.  ONE THAT HAS A STAR FOR WASHINGTON, D.C.  A SUPER STAR THAT RECOGNIZES WASHINGTON'S RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THE NATIONAL SYMBOL  IF CONGRESS REFUSES TO ACT AND APPROVE THIS NEW FLAG DESIGN IT IS VERY LIKELY THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL ISSUE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER MANDATING THAT ALL FEDERAL INSTITUTIONS FLY SUCH A FLAG. 
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Friday

Hot Muslim Cheerleaders

JUST WHAT SPORTS FANS NEED.  IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG THINGS PARADE AROUND THE PLAYING FIELD REVEALING ALL THEIR GOODS WITH LITTLE LEFT TO THE IMAGINATION, ITS TIME FOR A LITTLE MYSTERY.  BRING ON THE ISLAMIST CHEERLEADERS.  
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Thursday

Cartoon approved by Islamic Board of Censors

THE ABOVE CARTOON HAS BEEN APPROVED NOT ONLY BY THE ISLAMIC BOARD OF CENSORS, BUT CNN AND THE NEW YORK TIMES.  JUST MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN A MUCK.   CARTOON BY BOB GORRELL 
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Islam deserves no Respect

GIVING IN TO THE FORCES OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS LITTLE MORE THAN THAN SURRENDERING OUR RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH.  AS FOR THOSE MUSLIMS WHO ARE SO OFFENDED BY OUR CUSTOMS HERE IN THE WEST I WOULD SUGGEST THEY STAY IN THEIR FLEA-RIDDEN COUNTRY AND KEEP COMPANY WITH GOATS. 
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Water-boarding Babies

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WHAT CAN ONE REALLY SAY ABOUT THE ABOVE IMAGE.  CRUSHING THE LIFE OUT OF AN UNBORN CHILD IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN WATER-BOARDING A POOR TERRORIST WHO IS ONLY DOING WHAT ALLAH TOLD HIM.  YEP, SOME IDIOTS THINK THAT WAY----INCLUDING THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 
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Tuesday

Washington Retirement Village for the Rich and Infamous

THE UNITED STATES IS TRULY BLESSED TO HAVE THE BEST RETIREMENT VILLAGE IN THE WORLD FOR THE RICH AND INFAMOUS.  CAPITAL HILL IS HOME TO SOME 382 MILLIONAIRES OF WHICH SOME  165 ARE BETWEEN AGES 65 AND 91.  NO OTHER NATION IN THE WORLD CAN BOAST OF HAVING SUCH A FINE FACILITY FOR ITS RICH OLD SENIORS CITIZENS. 
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Monday

Eric Holder declares Paris Terrorist shot by over-armed Racist French Police

BOTH BARACK OBAMA AND ERIC HOLDER WERE NOTICEABLY ABSENT FROM YESTERDAY'S MASSIVE ANTI-TERRORIST RALLY IN PARIS, EVEN THOUGH HOLDER WAS IN THAT CITY AT THE TIME.  IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT BARACK WAS, AS USUAL,  WAS ON THE GOLF LINKS WHILE HOLDER WAS SCOLDING FRENCH LEADERS FOR THE WAY THEY HANDLED THE TERRORIST ATTACKS---SAYING THE POLICE WERE OVER-ARMED AND POSSIBLELY SOME WERE RACIST AND FAILED TO READ TERRORIST THEIR RIGHTS PRIOR TO EXECUTING THEM IN AN EXCESSIVE HAIL OF GUN FAIL. ABOVE IMAGE FROM HOPE n' CHANGE CARTOONS 
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Sunday

Slandering the Prophet of Islam, Mohammad

ONE MUST WONDER WHERE OBAMA REALLY STANDS ON FREEDOM OF THE PRESS FOLLOWING THE RECENT MASSACRE IN PARIS BY ISLAMIC TERRORIST.  ONE MUST NOT FORGET THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID THAT ISIS/ISIL WAS NOT ISLAMIC, THAT THE BENGHAZI ATTACK WAS CAUSED BY AN AMERICAN FILM MAKER SIMPLY EXERCISING HIS RIGHT OF "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" (AS ACT FOR WHICH HE WAS THROWN INTO JAIL BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION), AND THEN OF COURSE WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAID IN HIS 2012 SPEECH TO THE UNITED NATIONS.  OBAMA MAY NOT BE A RADICAL MUSLIM, BUT I SUSPECT HE IS MORE OF A ISLAMIST THAN A TRADITIONAL AMERICAN.   
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Saturday

Obama's thoughts on Paris Cartoonists

President \Barack Hussein Obama, in the past, has made himself quite clear about anyone who dares to slander the Prophet Mohammad.  After all didn't he and Hillary have that infamous film maker who caused the Benghazi massacre thrown into jail.  Barack will tell the people he stands with "Charlie Hebdo" when if anything, he is totally against what they stood for.  But then do we ever hear the truth flow from his lips.  
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Friday

Never forget "Charlie Hebdo"

THESE SATIRICAL CARTOONS ARE FEATURED TO SHOW OUR SUPPORT OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND  THE FALLEN AT CHARLIE HEBDO MAGAZINE.

Monday

Stop Progressive Tyranny

""Liberty and freedom are precious and must be fought for and many generations of Americans have answered the call and heard the toll of the Liberty Bell. Now is such a time and ask not for "whom does the bell toll". For those on the greens at Lexington and Concord heard the call and saw the approaching danger in the forms of "Brown Bess" and "Redcoat". And when the smoke had cleared the deaf ear of the oppressor was pierced by "the shot heard round the world".""
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