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Post-Election White House Banquet

SHORTLY BEFORE THE RECENT OFF-YEAR ELECTIONS, MICHELLE MADE SOME REMARKS THAT SENT PANIC THROUGH THE VAST CHICKEN COMMUNITY OF AMERICA.  SHE SAID, ANY PERSON OF COLOR MEANING BLACKS THAT VOTED THE STRAIGHT PARTY LINE AT LEAST ONCE WOULD BE ALLOWED TO EAT SOME FRIED CHICKEN---SOMETHING THAT GOES AGAINST HER SELF-IMPOSED EATING RULES FOR THE GENERAL POPULATION.  UNFORTUNATELY MILLIONS OF BLACKS WERE TURNED AWAY FROM THE POLLING PLACES WHERE THEIR EBT (FOOD STAMP) CARDS WERE NOT ACCEPTED AS A VALID VOTER ID.  AND IN THOSE FEW STATES THAT REQUIRE FINGER PRINTS IN PLACE OF VOTER ID'S, TENS OF THOUSANDS WERE ARRESTED BY JACK-BOOTED GESTAPO POLICE, WHO AFTER RUNNING A CHECK ON THE PRINTS FOUND THAT MANY HAVE OUTSTANDING WARRANTS FOR PARTICIPATING IN 100% DISCOUNT SALES THAT HAVE RECENTLY OCCURRED IN SUCH PLACES AS FERGUSON, MISSOURI.  ADDITIONALLY THOUSANDS OF BLACK MALES WERE TURNED AWAY WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED THEY HAD NOT PAID COURT ORDERED CHILD SUPPORT FOR AS MANY AS 10 CHILDREN IN SOME CASES.  
FOLLOWING THE ELECTION, THE OBAMA'S AND BIDEN'S SAT DOWN AT A LAVISH WHITE HOUSE VICTORY BANQUET SERVED BY BIBI NEYTANYAHU AND JONI ERNST AND FURNISHED BY THOUSANDS OF RELIEVED CHICKENS ACROSS THE COUNTRY.  IT DOES APPEAR THAT OBAMA'S CHICKENS HAVE COME HOME TO ROOST.  ABOVE IMAGE FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE
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