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Friday

Taliban Thinking

NOTHING LIKE A LOVING GOAT, MACHINE GUN AND A GOOD BUTT WIPE!!!    
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Wednesday

Hillary Clintons says businesses don't create jobs

SOME OF US HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT HILLARY CLINTON IS NOT THE ALL KNOWING PERSON THE LIBERAL MEDIA WOULD HAVE US BELIEVE.  NOW WITH HER "BUSINESSES DON'T CREATE JOBS" REMARK THE REAL HILLARY HAS BEEN REVEALED.   LITTLE WONDER THAT BILL WAS ABLE TO GET BY WITH HIS PHILANDERING FOR ALL THOSE YEARS.
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Tuesday

Democrats run from the Obola Bug

THE MOST DANGEROUS THREAT TO DEMOCRATS RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION THIS YEAR IS NOT THEIR REPUBLICAN OPPONENTS, BUT THE DREADED OBOLA BUG.   
CARTOON BY GLENN McCOY
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Monday

George Bush is a Class Act

THIS IS NO PHOTO-OP, BUT THEN BUSH DOESN'T NEED ONE LIKE THE CURRENT OCCUPANT OF THE OVAL OFFICE DOES. 
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Friday

Dead and Undead voters heading toward Polling Places

VOTING IN THIS YEAR'S ELECTIONS IS EXPECTED TO BE UNUSUALLY HIGH DUE TO THE PARTICIPATION OF DEAD, UNDEAD, ILLEGAL ALIENS AND THE USUAL CROP OF LOW INFORMATION DEMOCRATIC VOTERS.  
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Wednesday

Terrorist Attack on Canadian War Memorial

TODAY TERRORIST STRUCK AT THE HEART OF CANADA WITH AN ATTACK ON THE HONOR GUARD AT THE CANADIAN WAR MEMORIAL IN OTTAWA (THE EQUIVALENT OF OUR TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER).  AT THIS TIME DETAILS ARE SKETCHY.  THE GUNMAN, DRESSED IN BLACK, SHOT ONE HONOR GUARD AND THEN WENT INTO THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING WHERE MORE SHOTS WERE FIRED.  ONE GUNMAN WAS KILLED AND POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR YET MORE.  I CAN THINK OF NOTHING THAT WOULD ANGER THE CANADIAN PEOPLE MORE THAN HAVING AN UNARMED HONOR GUARD SHOT BY SOME ISLAMIC TERRORIST AT THE NATIONS MOST SACRED MEMORIAL SITE.  I DOUBT THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT WILL CALL THIS AN ACT OF WORKPLACE VIOLENCE AS IT WOULD BE LABELED BY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IN THIS COUNTRY.
UPDATE:  HONOR GUARD SOLDIER DIES OF INJURIES!
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Sunday

Hazmat Protocols and Precious Bodily Fluids

HAD MONICA LEWINSKY BEEN WEARING A CDC APPROVED HAZMAT SUIT BUBBA CLINTON MAY NEVER CAUGHT THE "IMPEACHMENT BUG".  THAT ASIDE THIS OLD MISSISSIPPI REDNECK NEEDS YOUR HELP TO KEEP HIM IN BEER AND AMMO. 

Knuckle-Dragging Redneck needs help buying Beer and Ammo

THIS OLD MISSISSIPPI KNUCKLE-DRAGGING REDNECK IS IN DESPERATE STRAIGHTS.  THE PRICE OF BEER AND AMMO (WHEN YOU CAN FIND IT) ARE SOARING BECAUSE OF THE POLICIES OF OBAMA AND HIS COHORTS.  THEY SEEM TO HAVE LITTLE CONCERN FOR THE BEER DRINKING, GUN SHOOTING REDNECKS OF MIDDLE AMERICA.  THEY HAVE EVEN CUT BACK THE SUPPLY OF WATER TO BREWERIES IN CALIFORNIA OVER CONCERNS ABOUT THE LIFE-STYLE OF THE DELTA SMELT (A MINNOW FOUND IN SMALL STREAMS IN THAT STATE.  AS FOR AMMO, HELL MOST OF THE TIME YOU CANNOT EVEN FIND IT.  AND ON THAT RARE OCCASION WHEN YOU DO THE PRICE IS THROUGH THE ROOF BECAUSE OF OBAMA IMPOSED RULES AND REGULATIONS.  SO THIS OLD REDNECK IS PLEADING, HELL BEGGING FOR YOUR HELP.  JUST FOLLOW THIS LINK TO BEER AND AMMO.  

Saturday

101st Airborne sent to Africa armed with Latex Gloves and Thermometers

ELITE TROOPS FROM THE 101st AIRBORNE ARE BEING SENT TO AFRICA TO FIGHT THE DAMN NEAR INVISIBLE ENEMY OF OBOLA EBOLA ARMED ONLY WITH LATEX GLOVES AND THERMOMETERS.  EARLY REPORTS FROM THE BATTLEFIELD  ARE NOT PROMISING WITH EBOLA MAKING GAINS AND AMERICAN FORCES IN RETREAT.  HOWEVER THIS TREND MAY SOON BE REVERSED BECAUSE OBAMA IS SENDING IN A NEW GENERAL (EBOLA CZAR, RON KLAIN).   
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Thursday

Ebola coming to Mexico

A TOP SECRET CIA REPORT HAS JUST BEEN LEAKED REVEALING AN ISIS PLOT TO SEND WEST AFRICANS INFECTED WITH THE EBOLA VIRUS TO MEXICO.  ACCORDING TO UNIDENTIFIED SOURCES, ISIS/ISIL HAS DISPATCHED AGENTS TO SIERRA LEONE AND LIBERIA TO RECRUIT INFECTED EBOLA INDIVIDUALS TO TRAVEL TO MEXICO BY OFFERING THEIR FAMILIES AS MUCH AS $10,000 DOLLARS (A HUGE AMOUNT IN THAT REGION), FOR THEM TO TRAVEL TO MEXICO.  IT SEEMS THAT ISIS LEADERS BELIEVE THAT BY INTRODUCING EBOLA INTO MEXICO THAT IF WOULD QUICKLY SPREAD TO THE UNITED STATES AS THOUSANDS OF MEXICANS WOULD FLOOD THE POROUS BORDERS OF AMERICA SEEKING AN ESCAPE FROM THE VIRUS OR SEEKING MEDICAL CARE IF ALREADY EFFECTED BY THIS AFRICAN BUG.    
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Wednesday

White Liberal Guilt Gene and Obama

THOSE POSSESSING THE "WHITE LIBERAL GUILT" GENE WERE THE SAME ONES THAT THOUGHT OBAMA COULD WALK ON WATER 
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Tuesday

Obama's Dumb War

BOTH CANDIDATE AND PRESIDENT OBAMA OFTEN ACCUSED BUSH OF STARTING A DUMB WAR IN IRAQ.   SEEMS HE FORGOT HIS EVEN DUMBER WAR IN LIBYA AND PERHAPS NOW IN SYRIA.  CARTOON BY  CHIP BOK 
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Sunday

Headless Horsemen deployed to Iraq

IT NOW APPEARS THAT THE MILITARY HAS DEPLOYED A NEW SECRET WEAPON TO IRAQ AND SYRIA.  IT HAD BEEN RUMORED FOR MONTHS THAT THE ARMY WAS ACTIVELY RECRUITING IN AND AROUND THE SMALL HAMLET OF SLEEPY HOLLOW IN NEW YORK STATE.  UNTIL THIS TIME THE REASON WAS A MYSTERY.  THE ARMY IS NOW REVEALING THAT A FULL BATTALION OF HEADLESS HORSEMAN HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO THE MIDDLE EAST TO BATTLE ISIS.  AND JUST AS PRESIDENT OBAMA PROMISED THERE WILL BE NO BOOTS ON THE GROUND.  WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN WERE QUICK TO POINT OUT THE PRESIDENT NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT "HOOFS ON THE GROUND"!  THIS NEW ARMY IS STRIKING FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF ISIS FIGHTERS AND THEY APPEAR TO BE AT A LOSS AS WHAT TO DO WITH THE THOSE FEW THEY HAVE CAPTURED (NO HEADS TO CUT OFF.  IT SEEMS THAT ISIS HAS NOW OPENED A GITMO-LIKE FACILITY SOMEWHERE NORTH OF BAGHDAD TO HANDLE THESE INFIDELS.  MEANWHILE AT THE WHITE HOUSE THE PRESIDENT CONTINUES TO INSIST THAT ISIS IS NOT ISLAMIC AND WE ARE NOT AT WAR AS THE ROAR OF "HOOFS ON THE GROUND" CAN BE HEARD ABOVE THE SOUND OF BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR. 
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Tuesday

McDonalds replacing 1000 workers nationwide

ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY IS COMING TO SOME 1000 McDonaldS ACROSS THE NATION PRIMARILY IN BLUE STATES THAT HAVE RAISED THE MINIMUM WAGE TO LEVELS NEAR $15 per hour.  
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Monday

"Killing Patton" the Book

Readers around the world have thrilled to Killing Lincoln, Killing Kennedy, and Killing Jesus--riveting works of nonfiction that journey into the heart of the most famous murders in history. Now from Bill O’Reilly, anchor of The O’Reilly Factor, comes the most epic book of all in this multimillion-selling series: Killing Patton. General George S. Patton, Jr. died under mysterious circumstances in the months following the end of World War II. For almost seventy years, there has been suspicion that his death was not an accident--and may very well have been an act of assassination. Killing Patton takes readers inside the final year of the war and recounts the events surrounding Patton’s tragic demise, naming names of the many powerful individuals who wanted him silenced.  Killing Patton: The Strange Death of World War II's Most Audacious General

Sunday

Virus from Africa

THE THREAT OF THE VIRUS FROM AFRICA WILL BE OVER IN JUST TWO SHORT YEARS.  BUT THE PROBLEM IS JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL IT EFFECT IN THAT TIME. 
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Saturday

The Shocking untold truth about Detroit

OBAMA LIKES TO POINT TO DETROIT AS A SUCCESS STORY.  WTF IS HE THINKING ABOUT. 
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World's Biggest Cock

 
NOW REALLY WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING! 
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Friday

Ebola Fence Jumper

AN ALIEN VIRUS IS COMING TO AMERICA AND THE PRESIDENT SEEMS TO BE TREATING IT LIKE ALIENS COMING FROM THE SOUTH.  IT SEEMS THAT UNLESS AND UNTIL EBOLA JUMPS THE WHITE HOUSE FENCE LITTLE ACTION WILL BE TAKEN. 

Thursday

"Election" Dysfunction Medication

UNFORTUNATELY MR. PRESIDENT, THERE IS LITTLE I CAN DO ABOUT YOUR SAGGING "POLE" SITUATION.   
CARTOON BY  JERRY HOLBERT 
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Wednesday

Bush and Obama, Liar and Victim

WHEN PRESIDENT BUSH GOT REPORTS FROM HIS INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES HE WAS ACCUSED OF LYING ABOUT THEM.  OBAMA ON THE OTHER HAND WHEN DENIES THE TRUTH PRESENTED BY THESE REPORTS HE IS SEEN AS A VICTIM BY MOST IN THE PRESS. 
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