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Wednesday

The Sons of Holder, de Blasio and Obama

RUMORS COMING FROM S.H.I.T. (Sharpton Headquarters for Interracial Turmoil) HAVE CONFIRMED THAT FOLLOWING A MEETING OF THE SONS OF ERIC HOLDER, BILL de BLASIO AND LONG LOST SON OF REIGNING PRESIDENT OBAMA, TRAYVON MARTIN OBAMA, A PLAN HAS BEEN DEVISED BY THE THREE "SONS OF DESTINY" TO STAMP OUT FOREVER THE RACISM FOUND AMONG PASTY-FACED WHITES HIDING BEHIND BLUE UNIFORMS.  THE PLAN WOULD INCLUDE DISPATCHING TWO MAN "HOODIE" TEAMS ACROSS AMERICA TO PREEMPTIVELY STRIKE AND ELIMINATE ANY SIGNS OF "BLUE AND WHITE" FOUND IN OR NEAR BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS.
FOR THOSE DOZEN OR MORE READERS OF THIS SITE, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY RECENT ABSENSE CAUSED BY A VISIT TO THE SURGEONS TABLE.  HOPE TO BE BACK AT FULL SPEED SOON.  IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY COPYING THIS POST FOR YOUR BLOG OR FACEBOOK PAGE THIS PERSONAL COMMENT WILL NOT BE INCLUDED IN THE COPY CODE FOUND BELOW.     

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Saturday

Edmund Ruffin: Fired first and last shot in the War for Southern Independence

A TRIBUTE TO THE MAN WHO FIRED THE FIRST SHOT OF THE "WAR FOR SOUTHERN INDEPENDENCE' AND PERHAPS THE LAST.  EDMUND RUFFIN  
 POSTED SOMETIME BACK ON MY TOTUS BLOG
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The Little Match Girl and Eric Garner


ERIC GARNER DIED, NOT BECAUSE HE WAS A BLACK MAN BUT BECAUSE HE COMMITTED 2 UNFORGIVABLE PROGRESSIVE RULES:  FIRST HE REFUSED TO PAY HIS TAXES AND SECOND HE DARED TO STEP OUTSIDE THE LIBERAL MOLD THAT PROGRESSIVES THINK BLACK MEN SHOULD FIT IN BY BECOMING A MICRO-ENTREPRENEUR MUCH LIKE HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSON'S "LITTLE MATCH GIRL" WHO DIED ON THE STREETS SELLING LOOSE MATCHES.  AN ENTREPRENEUR WHO REFUSED TO ACCEPT HIS POSITION ON THE DEMOCRAT PLANTATION BY ARROGANTLY TRYING TO PROVIDE A BETTER LIFE FOR HIS FAMILY BY SELLING LOOSE CIGARETTES ON THE STREETS OF NYC INSTEAD OF RELYING ON HANDOUTS FROM BIG BROTHER TYPES LIKE MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO AND HIS FELLOW-TRAVELERS.  OF COURSE THE MAYOR WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO SUCH A THING AND PLACES THE BLAME SQUARELY ON RACIST WHITE POLICE.  THANKS TO THE PEOPLES CUBE  FOR THE THEME FOR THIS POST.  ALSO POSTED AT Stop Obama Satire  
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Thursday

Osama's Last Words: "I'd rather be Waterboarded......"

A MEMBER OF SEAL TEAM 6 HAS JUST REVEALED THAT OSAMA'S LAST WORDS WERE HIM BEGGING TO BE WATERBOARDED.  OF COURSE THE SEAL TEAM MEMBER COULD NOT OBLIGE BECAUSE WATERBOARDING IS NOW OUTLAWED, AND BESIDE THEY HAD STANDING ORDERS TO SHOOT HIM ON SITE.  THE FEELING IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WAS THAT OSAMA SHOULD NEVER, NEVER BE BROUGHT BACK TO AMERICA AND READ HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS BEFORE GOING INTO THE LEGAL SYSTEM.  HELL UNDER ERIC HOLDERS JUSTICE DEPARTMENT HE JUST MIGHT BE FOUND INNOCENT AND RELEASED.   
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Wednesday

Terrorist Prefer Waterboarding over Drone Attacks

IT WOULD APPEAR THAT FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH WAS FAR TOO KIND WHEN DEALING WITH TERRORIST.  SEEMS THAT HE JUST PUSSY-FOOTED AROUND AND WATERBOARDED THEM WHILE OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT NOT ONLY KILLS THEM AND THEIR GOAT-LOVING KIDS AND FAMILY WHILE THEY SLEEP WITH DRONES BUT CONDEMNS THE IMPUDENT ACTIONS OF BUSH. 
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Tuesday

The only War that Democrats know how to Wage

IN GENERAL DEMOCRATS ARE OPPOSED TO ALMOST ALL FOREIGN WARS, EVEN THOSE NECESSARY FOR THE DEFENSE OF THE NATION.  BUT THEY NEVER HESITATE TO BEGIN WARS AT HOME BETWEEN DIFFERENT GROUPS.  IN FACT, THEIR EXISTENCE AS A MAJOR POLITICAL PARTY DEPENDS ON IT.  
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Monday

Authoritarian Douchebags

AMERICANS MUST FACE A HARD TRUTH.  THE TRUTH IS THERE ARE AN ELITE GROUP OF PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS LIKE JONATHAN GRUBER AND HIS SIDE KICK BARACK OBAMA WHO KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR US IGNORANT PEONS.  AFTER ALL THEY ARE PRODUCTS OF THAT PROGRESSIVE DIPLOMA MILL, KNOWN AS HARVARD UNIVERSITY, WHILE WE KNUCKLE-DRAGGIN' NEANDERTHAL TROGLODYTES, AT THE VERY BEST, ARE GRADUATES OF "PODUNK COMMUNITY COLLEGE"!   
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No. 1 reason to pay your Taxes

MILLIONS OF OBAMA VOTERS THINK YOU ARE STUPID, YEP YOU!  THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GO TO WORK EVERY DAY AND, MORE OR LESS, TURN OVER A LARGE PORTION OF YOUR HARD-EARNED PAYCHECK SO THEY CAN HAVE THEIR CHICKEN WINGS AND MALT LIQUOR.  IT DOES MAKE ONE RE-THINK THEIR NOTION OF WHO IS REALLY STUPID. 
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Friday

Most Interracial violent crime committed by Blacks against Whites

TO HEAR AL SHARPTON AND OTHER RACE-BAITERS, BLACKS ARE THE VICTIMS OF CRIMES COMMITTED BY WHITES AGAINST THEM.  OOPS, THE STATS SHOW SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. 
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Looters are now "Undocumented Shoppers"

IN AN EFFORT TO PROTECT LOOTERS PEACEFUL PROTESTORS PRESIDENT OBAMA IS PREPARING TO SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT WILL MANDATE ALL FEDERAL EMPLOYEES, RADIO AND TV STATIONS LICENSED BY THE FCC REFRAIN FROM USING THE DEROGATORY RACIST TERM "LOOTERS".  HENCEFORTH ALL THESE POOR DOWN-TRODDEN SOULS WHO ARE ONLY TRYING TO PROVIDE A BETTER LIFE FOR THEIR FAMILY WILL BE KNOWN AS "UNDOCUMENTED SHOPPERS". 
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Thursday

The United States has too many "Crackers" and not enough "Chili Peppers"

IT IS TIME TO FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE THE COUNTRY OF WASHINGTON AND JEFFERSON AND BRING ABOUT A NEW ORDER.  THIS NATION HAS TOO MANY CRACKERS AND NOT ENOUGH CHILI PEPPERS. 
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Gucci and Giorgio Armani Hoodies for Black Victims of Police Brutality


BOTH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND  AL SHARPTON HAVE SUGGESTED THAT CONGRESS APPROPRIATE SOME $263,000,000 TO PROVIDE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS ACROSS THE NATION FUNDS THAT WOULD PROVIDE SOME 50,000 PERSONAL BODY CAMERAS SO THAT THE RACIST ACTS OF WHITE CRACKER OFFICERS CAN BE DOCUMENTED.  AT THE SAME TIME REV. AL AND HIS WHITE HOUSE SIDE-KICK ARE CALLING FOR AN ADDITIONAL $500,000,000 TO PROVIDE AN ESTIMATED 1,000,000 INNOCENT BLACK VICTIMS OF POLICE BRUTALITY WITH GUCCI AND GIORGIO ARMANI HOODIES AVAILABLE IN ALL COLORS EXCEPT WHITE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.  THE REASON FOR THE HOODIES IS QUITE CLEAR ACCORDING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA.
A RIDER HAS BEEN ATTACHED TO THE "FAIR-PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT" THAT WOULD ALLOW ERIC HOLDER'S JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TO HAVE COMPLETE EDITORIAL CONTROL  OF ANY AND ALL FILM COLLECTED BY POLICE BODY CAMS TO ASSURE "OBAMA-STYLE" TRANSPARENCY.  
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Saturday

Obama to impose Chimney Tax on Santa Clause

PRESIDENT OBAMA IS GETTING INTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, DESPITE BEING SUCH A CONFIRMED PROGRESSIVE.  WITH A SIMPLE STROKE OF HIS EXECUTIVE PEN THE PRESIDENT HAS IMPOSED A CHIMNEY TAX ON SANTA CLAUSE.  BUT NOT TO WORRY, THE TAX, ONLY ONE OF SOME 10,000, WILL ONLY APPLY TO THOSE HOMES WITH MORE THAN ONE CHIMNEY.
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Friday

Ferguson Protesters: You can't fix Stipid

WOULD BE COLLEGE STUDENT HOLDS UP SIGN HE PAINTED.  
YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID! 
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Cop almost murdered by Black Thug

UNFORTUNATELY IN TODAY'S AMERICA, IN A CLIMATE PROMOTED AND EMBRACED BY BOTH PRESIDENT OBAMA AND ERIC HOLDER MOST OF THOSE IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY WOULD RATHER SEE A WHITE COP KILLED BY SOME BLACK THUG THAN THE OTHER WAY AROUND.  AS FOR THE OTHERS, THEY OF COURSE WOULD RATHER SEE IT THE OTHER WAY, SO THEY CAN LOOT AND BURN WHILE YELLING "POLICE VIOLENCE"AND AS FOR THOSE IN OUR LIBERAL MSM IT NEVER A STORY WHEN A WHITE COP IS KILLED, BUT WHEN SOME POOR DOWN-TRODDEN BLACK THUG IS KILLED BY A WHITE POLICEMAN IT SUDDENLY OPEN SEASON ON THAT COP JUST TRYING TO DO HIS JOB.    
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Tuesday

Ferguson, Missouri's Flying-Ninja-Cop

APPARENTLY THE FERGUSON GRAND JURY WHO SAW FIT NOT TO CHARGE WHITE RACIST OFFICER DARREN WILSON IN KILLING THE GENTLE GIANT BY SHOOTING HIM THROUGH THE TOP OF THE HEAD CHOSE TO COMPLETELY DISREGARD THE EYE WITNESS ACCOUNT OF 4 NEARBY UNBIASED OBSERVERS WHO WERE SIMPLY SITTING ON THEIR DOOR STEPS ENJOYING THEIR DAILY RATION OF MALT LIQUOR AND "MARY JANE"!   CASE CLOSED---EVERYONE KNOW THAT OFFICER WILSON IS A FLYING-NINJA-COP!   IMAGE AND THEME FOR THE POST FROM THE PEOPLES CUBE
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Monday

The United States is no longer a Constitutional Republic

FOR SOME REASON PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS IN AMERICA HAVE ALWAYS HAD A LOVE AFFAIR WITH TYRANTS AROUND THE WORLD.  FOLLOWING THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION IN RUSSIA TENS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS FLOCKED TO THE RED BANNER OF TOTALITARIANISM AND AFTERWARDS MANY LOOKED TO THE BLACKSHIRTS OF "IL DUCE" BENITO MUSSOLINI, THE ITALIAN DESPOT AND HIS FASCIST BROTHER ADOLPH HITLER.  WWII BROUGHT AN END TO BOTH IL DUCE AND DER FUHRER AND STALINIST COMMUNISM WAS EXPOSED FOR WHAT IT WAS---AN UTTERLY FAILED SYSTEM.  AND FOR A BRIEF MOMENT IN HISTORY THE AMERICAN PROGRESSIVES WERE LEFT WITHOUT A HERO.  AND THEN ALONG CAME FIDEL CASTRO, MANY YOUNG PROGRESSIVES ACTUALLY JOINED HE AND CHE GUEVARA IN THE MOUNTAINS OF CUBA IN THEIR FIGHT TO OVERTHROWN THE REPRESSIVE REGIME OF PRESIDENT BATISTA.  WHO WAS ONLY TO BE REPLACED BY THE MUCH MORE REPRESSIVE ULTRA COMMUNIST RULE OF FIDEL AND HIS HENCHMAN CHE.  BOTH OF COURSE, WERE HELD UP AS HEROES OF THE LEFT AND TO THIS DAY HAVE THEIR IMAGES GRACING THE T-SHIRTS WORN BY YOUTHFUL PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS ACROSS THE NATION.  YES, THE LOVE AFFAIR OF PROGRESSIVES TOWARD TYRANTS IN ALIVE AND WELL ONLY BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT AN ALL-POWERFUL GOVERNMENT IS THE ONLY PATH TOWARD THAT MAGICAL SHANGRI-LA, THAT FICTIONAL UTOPIA THAT ONLY EXIST IN THE MINDS OF CHILDREN AND FOOLS.   
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Saturday

Who needs the Stinkin' Constitution

AS LONG AS WE HAVE BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA AS PRESIDENT WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' CONSTITUTION.  AFTER ALL OBAMA IS THE MOST ASTUTE CONSTITUTIONAL PROFESSOR TO EVER SIT BEHIND THE OVAL OFFICE DESK.  AND MORE THAN ANY WHITE PRESIDENT TO SIT THERE BEFORE HE IS FULLY AWARE OF WHAT THAT OUTDATED DOCUMENT ALLOWS HIM TO DO.  AND IF THAT ANTIQUATED SCRAP OF PARCHMENT GETS IN HIS WAY HE MERELY SIGNS ONE OF HIS INFAMOUS EXECUTIVE ORDERS KNOWING FULL WELL THAT BEFORE ANY CHALLENGES SHOULD REACH THE HIGH COURT HE WILL BE GONE FROM OFFICE.  SO HE JUST SCREWS THE CONSTITUTION AND ALL THOSE STUPID AMERICANS WHO VOTED FOR HIM. 
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Friday

From Africa with Love: Aids, Ebola, and Obama

SOMEONE ASKED ME NOT LONG AGO WHAT AFRICA HAD CONTRIBUTED TO THE WORLD.  AFTER SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT I COULD ONLY COME UP WITH THREE THINGS----AIDS, EBOLA AND OBAMA! 
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Thursday

Obama to Declare himself Dictator tonight in Prime Time Speech

TONIGHT DURING A PRIME TIME SPEECH TO THE NATION BARACK "HIMSELF" OBAMA WILL DELIVER HIS "COUP d'ETAT" TO CONSTITUTIONAL GOVERNMENT IN AMERICA.  IN A BOLD MOVE THE PRESIDENT WILL VIRTUALLY DECLARE HIMSELF DICTATOR.  THIS AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT EVEN SURPASSES DER FUHRER'S RISE TO POWER AS HEAD OF NATIONAL SOCIALIST GERMAN WORKERS' PARTY, AND ULTIMATELY CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY.  SOMETHING THAT REQUIRED OVER 13 YEARS FROM 1920-1933.  OUR GREAT LEADER AND FATHER OF A NEW AMERICA HAS ACCOMPLISHED THIS FEAT IN LESS THAN 12 YEARS, RISING FROM THE LEADERSHIP OF THE CHOOM GANG AND AN OBSCURE ILLINOIS STATE SENATOR TO BECOME THE FATHER OF THE NATION; REPLACING THAT OLD NEANDERTHAL SLAVE-OWNER, GEORGE WASHINGTON.  A NEW NATION WILL BE BORN TONIGHT AND NOVEMBER 20, 2014 WILL FOREVER REPLACE JULY 4, 1776 AS INDEPENDENCE DAY.   
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Tuesday

Why are Mississippians so damn Fat

IF YOU HAVE EVER WALKED THE STREETS OF A MISSISSIPPI TOWN YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT MOST OF THE LOCALS ARE WHAT SOME WOULD CALL OVER WEIGHT.  OF COURSE NOT MANY YEARS AGO PLENTY OF MEAT ON THE BONE WAS CONSIDERED TO BE A SIGN OF A HEALTHY PERSON.   THE REASON FOR ALL THESE HEALTHY REDNECKS IS QUITE SIMPLE, WHEN ROAD-KILL IS SCARCE THEY CAN GO TO THE LOCAL GROCERY WHERE THEY WILL FIND AN AMPLE SUPPLY OF THE ABOVE.
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Monday

Professor Gruber's Hoax on Stupid Americans

M.I.T. PROFESSOR, JONATHAN GRUBER PULLED WHAT IS JUST PERHAPS THE GREATEST HOAX EVER PERPETRATED ON WHAT HE CALLS (THE STUPID AMERICAN VOTERS).  I WONDER JUST HOW HARD GRUBER HAD TO WORK ON HIS MASTERPIECE, CONSIDERING THE PEOPLE HE WAS TRYING TO FOOL WERE SO DAMN STUPID.  MAYBE, JUST MAYBE HE HAD TO PUT A LOT OF EFFORT INTO HIS SCAM.  AFTER ALL ACCORDING TO PRESIDENT OBAMA AND OTHERS IN HIS INNER CIRCLE, JONATHAN GRUBER WAS THE COUNTRY'S FOREMOST ECONOMIST.  CARTOON BY  TONY BRANCO   
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Saturday

Government to Fix Internet

THERE ARE EFFORTS IN THE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO HAVE GREATER INVOLVEMENT IN THE INTERNET.  IN OTHER WORDS THE GREAT MINDS IN WASHINGTON JUST WANT MORE SAY ON WHAT YOU CAN SEE AND SAY ON THE NET.  CARTOON BY  CHIP BOK'S BOKBLUSTER 

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Friday

Obamacare is right on Track

THERE IS LITTLE DOUBT THAT THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT IS RIGHT ON TRACK AND WILL HELP INCREASE ABORTIONS AND EUTHANASIA.  BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT WILL HELP THOSE MILLIONS OF STUPID AMERICANS MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR HEALTH CARE.  AFTER ALL THE CENTRAL PLANNERS AND THEIR ACADEMIC FRIENDS KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR EVERYONE.  
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Thursday

The Last Man Osama Bin Laden saw

NAVY SEAL, ROB O'NEILL 
HERO AND PATRIOT 
THE MAN WHO SHOT OSAMA BIN LADEN 
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